Wolf
Mysterious Stranger
"I have a shotgun."
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Post by Wolf on Apr 30, 2007 10:38:56 GMT -5
I get some rather snazy come-back lines to lame pick-up lines and idiots here, there and everywhere through Batman&co.
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Timothy
Men of Steel
He's a Crafty-Sort of Fellow
Posts: 8,716
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Post by Timothy on Jun 17, 2007 10:55:24 GMT -5
I've learned through Batman: Gotham Adventures that the voltage is never the real threat while being electrocuted; it's the amps to back it up!
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Jack Napier
Gotham Knights
The Scarecrow
Poster formally known as Dr. Crane
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Post by Jack Napier on Jun 19, 2007 21:01:03 GMT -5
I was playing the game Scene It with my friends and for a tiebreaker, it asked for us to name a movie title that begins with the letter B. I, of course, blurted out, "Batman" for my team to get the point. The other team thought that was cheap, but oh well. Perhaps I should've been more elaborate and said, "Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker....The Original Uncut Version"
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Harley
Gotham Knights
The World's Finest Sister
"Queen of the Wicker People"
Posts: 260
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Post by Harley on Jun 21, 2007 21:25:06 GMT -5
I discovered how to escape being buried alive in a cemetary... If the need ever arises... Oh, and Batman gave me temporary relief from an unreasonable phobia of ants: I saw the remains of a colony, got awl scared, and asked myself, "what would Batman do?" *Ant screams*
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Timothy
Men of Steel
He's a Crafty-Sort of Fellow
Posts: 8,716
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Post by Timothy on Jun 24, 2007 15:47:20 GMT -5
I've learned how to knock out an attacker in less than three moves
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Batdad
Kansas Farmboy
"Who am I? I'm BATDAD!"
Posts: 70
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Post by Batdad on Jul 6, 2007 13:38:32 GMT -5
Last (K)night the wife rushes into the house and says "Hurry up and get outside, the bats are out!". What a thrill to see them swoop as low as ten feet off the ground. No radar squeeks though. Best part: Showing Die Fleidermaus to our next door neighbor and saying in a Keatonesque voice "Bats are great survivors."
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Batdad
Kansas Farmboy
"Who am I? I'm BATDAD!"
Posts: 70
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Post by Batdad on Jul 6, 2007 13:41:49 GMT -5
"I've learned that there are seven working defenses from this position: three of them disarm with minimal contact, three of them kill, and one of them HURTS." (Batman always chooses C)
I actually used a variation of that line when teaching in inner city middle school - also broke a wooden board one day to show I mean business. The trick is, if you push through the board, anyone can do it! Hahahahahahahahahaha!
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Timothy
Men of Steel
He's a Crafty-Sort of Fellow
Posts: 8,716
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Post by Timothy on Jul 10, 2007 18:55:08 GMT -5
^ During driver's ed today, we watched this hilariously out-dated video from the 80's, and guess who was the host? CHRISTOPHER FRICKIN' REEVE!
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Wolf
Mysterious Stranger
"I have a shotgun."
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Post by Wolf on Oct 9, 2007 20:29:26 GMT -5
OMG... I learned that most people can name more Batman characters than presidents through our spirit days. ROCK ON CONCORD!!!
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Timothy
Men of Steel
He's a Crafty-Sort of Fellow
Posts: 8,716
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Post by Timothy on Oct 9, 2007 20:35:47 GMT -5
Today, in my ridiculously stupid western civilization class, my teacher argued that the shortest distance between two points anywhere in the world is a straight line. I argued, thanks to Alfred from Batman: The Animated Series, that in actuality, it's a curved line... Awkward hilarity ensued ;D
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