Timothy
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Post by Timothy on Jul 13, 2008 20:48:49 GMT -5
This being an important election year, I thought it would be best by getting to the bottom of things and asking the important question on everyone's mind; which candidate will you vote for? Pirate has vested interests in global trade and is tough on terrorists (other than his own); I say pirates all the way today!  |
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Harley
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Post by Harley on Jul 14, 2008 19:11:34 GMT -5
Give Ninja a chance!
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Timothy
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Post by Timothy on Jul 14, 2008 20:09:25 GMT -5
We gave Ninja a chance, and Watergate, the Spanish-American War and "Live With Regis and Kelly" were the results
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Wolf
Mysterious Stranger
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Post by Wolf on Jul 15, 2008 15:50:03 GMT -5
ok, which is which? IDK what you're talking about but it's not what I thought it was...
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Post by Solomon Grundzarro on Jul 15, 2008 21:19:50 GMT -5
If ninjas are so great where are their miniature golf courses?
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Timothy
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Post by Timothy on Jul 15, 2008 21:40:46 GMT -5
If ninjas are so great where are their miniature golf courses? An excellent point indeed; plus, pirates have the best-worst pick-up lines; "AAAARGGH you free Saturday?"  |
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Wolf
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Post by Wolf on Jul 16, 2008 14:25:26 GMT -5
pick up lines? oh, please  . that's silly. ninja's don't need pick up lines, they're just that awesome. ninjas need pick up lines the way marines need muscle shirts... they're dang good wout them, and sometimes they just end up looking silly if they try. |
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Timothy
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Post by Timothy on Jul 16, 2008 16:15:10 GMT -5
I guess the Marine Muscle Shirt Wet T-Shirt contest is canceled this year ;D
While Ninja continues to be all emo with his quiet and solitude, Pirate will crank up the AC/DC while driving to Sturgis to pick up the first of the evening's pony kegs ;D
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Wolf
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Post by Wolf on Jul 18, 2008 10:27:44 GMT -5
Shoot, who said ninjas r emo? just bc u don't see them party doesn't mean they can't rock it w the best of them. They're just more selective about who they party w. They don't require u be a rich idiot, just cool. The more DL the party, the more awesome it is. besides, it's proven that they're better w effects. Can't randomly dissappear wout knowing how to create those. And all that martial arts practice makes them awesome dancers. Natural grace, control, stamina, limberness, flexibility... I mean c'mon! bet your pirates can't beat that!
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Post by Papa Smurf on Aug 2, 2008 6:00:38 GMT -5
Course they can! Pirates are bread for their natural dancing ability, even when drunk and on a rocking boat. Sometimes they can even play the harmonica or accordion as well!
'Sides, ninjas are emo. Dressing in black all the time, slinking in shadows, rarely coming out during the day, playing with little blades...they might as well be listening to My Chemical Romance at all hours and borrowing their sister's makeup.
A Vote for Pirates Is a Vote for Freedom!
A Vote For Ninjas Is a Vote For hiding-in-the-shadows-waiting-for-the-gaurd-to-go-to-the-privy-because-you-dont-have-the-guts-to-take-on-the-Evil-lord- directly-and-would-rather-stab-him-in-his-sleep.
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. that's silly. ninja's don't need pick up lines, they're just that awesome. ninjas need pick up lines the way marines need muscle shirts... they're dang good wout them, and sometimes they just end up looking silly if they try.
